Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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