Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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