got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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