i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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