i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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