How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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