It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As shirtless as possible
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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