She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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