I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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