Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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