No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
