Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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