shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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