Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
