He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
