Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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