I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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