Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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