I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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