And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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