i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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