I think I won the penis lottery.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You did what with his pubic hair?
And then he peed in my hair
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