The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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