i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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