i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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