its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He did a backflip because drugs
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