wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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