Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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