I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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