Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
not ubering you a puppy
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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