girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
