walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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