My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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