quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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