Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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