You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i believe in u and ur pee
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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