WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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