How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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