in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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