i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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