I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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