is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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