Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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