ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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