Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.