My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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