Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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