yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
