My liver just broke up with me...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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