it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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