Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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