David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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