return my video game
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
