her vagine was all disorganized.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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