So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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