those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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