explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Are we still banned from the library?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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