Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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