sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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